Yet Another Rambling Expository on the Red Sox World Series Win
I am not a baseball fan. Sure, I went to see more baseball games this year than I did basketball or football games (4 versus 2 and 3), but that was just a fluke. Growing up, I tried out a few organized sports - karate, basketball, soccer, swimming, and tennis - but never baseball. I didn't play teeball, I didn't play summer league. I didn't even play catch. "Catch with my dad" meant diving for footballs across my front yard. To this day, just watching people throw around a baseball makes me feel like my teeth are going to get knocked out. I have only owned two bats in my life, and one was black and green and made of plastic and foam. Baseball (and hockey for that matter) commands my attention only when I feel the players are playing in earnest - during the playoffs. I have been tempted to use the hackneyed play-on-words "National Waste of Time" on a number of occasions (which is really sort of accurate, because does it really matter what the Milwaukee Brewers or Montreal Expos do during those middle 150 games of the season). I am not a baseball fan.
However, aside from Magic Johnson rising out of crowd to swat a ball downcourt with .1 seconds left to secure a victory over the Trailblazers in the playoffs and seeing USC dismantle the Fighting Irish in person in Southbend, my most enduring sports memories are from baseball (I am admittedly not counting the overly-memorable Olympics in this). My earliest memory of watching sports on TV is none other than Kirk Gibson chipping off foul ball after foul ball before limping around the bases as the hero-to-end-all-heroes. My warmest memories of sports is sitting in the handicap section at Chavez Ravine with my Grandpa during the Hershiser era. And one of the greatest sports memories I have is watching The Rocket pitch for the BoSox at Fenway with my Dad and little sis. I can still hear the guy behind me yelling "Roger, you're a lobsta!" in a fake Boston accent. During that trip, Boston became one of my favorite American cities and the Red Sox became a team worth cheering for.
I was in Boston for some interview rounds last year during the ALCS. Red Sox fans seemed to be either the most stubbornly loyal or comically stupid people in all of baseball. I was outside of Fenway for Game 3 to see rich Bostonian women in Jackie-O sunglasses rub pashmina'd shoulders with Blacks, Hispanics, frat boys, and midgets, all gathering in Kenmore square to pay $1,000 to see their paper-thin hopes crushed in dramatic fashion from the nosebleed seats for the 85th consecutive year. I was in a leather recliner at MIT when Pedro threw Zimmer's ugly-babyface across the infield for a Marx Brother's style loss. And then, of course, Aaron Boone went to bat in extra innings back in New York. Bambino'd again.
So, of course I assumed Boston was going to blow it all this year. I remember on the day of one of the debates, Kerry's campaign spokesperson said he was "relaxed and looking forward to seeing Boston win today". Haha, even the Democratic Presidential candidate is just another idiot fan from Boston. In Red Sox fashion, Boston lost that day of course. And the next. The games take place in the morning here, so I woke up every morning after that Game 3 loss expecting ESPN.com to tell me how Boston managed to suck for the 86th consecutive year. And I woke up with that feeling every morning for the next 11 days. I didn't believe they could win so much that yesterday I voted in an ESPN poll that they would STILL find a way to lose the World Series. But they won. And I think it's important that they won the way they did - ruthlessly (pun intended), never trailing and never having to doubt themselves for the last 59 innings of the post season. Because if they even started to think they were going to lose, they would have lost. Isn't that really all it's been for the past 86 years? Just a self-fulfilling prophecy? I'll bet Bill Buckner was thinking "Routine groundball. Shit. I'm sooo going to fuck this up." And - you can finish the sentence. But this year, the Boston Red Sox must have had a visit from Stewart Smalley or at least the PYLSD PTA's "Project Self Esteem" because they actually believed in themselves enough to finish the job. What an uplifting story. But it makes one wonder - what will become of the Sox now that they aren't sports' biggest inferiority complex? Some people will actually twist the logic and say winning the World Series is actually bad for Boston and bad for baseball, because the Curse of the Bambino and the role of impossibly unlucky loser is the reason anyone cares about the BoSox and is part of baseball's mystique and indeed American culture. But, I think it's about time to let them off the hook and let a few crusty Boston fans die happy. It'll be nice to let someone else finally take up the perpetual-loser mantle (go Chicago Cubs and White Sox!). Just ask Phil Mickelson.
The only disappointing part of it all was having to watch from halfway around the world. Granted, if there was country that would be the second best place to watch the World Series, it would be Japan. They broadcast every game for the last week with the inexplicable exception of Game 4 of the World Series, and they cover it lightly in the news. But I can't get a sense of how people feel back home. I can't watch video of people in Boston overcome with joy as they burn SUVs, loot low-price appliance stores, and violently kill each other (by the way, hearing about such scenes when living in a country where people don't spit gum on the ground, actually throw trash in trasch cans, and have the will power to refrain from shooting each other in the face enables you to see the American populace for what they are: fat, self-centered, inconsiderate, and generally preposterous; good luck at the polls on Tuesday guys!). Really - the first October in the history of the Earth that I am not in the United States, and the Red Sox win it. Hopefully, there is not some kind of correlation between curses and me leaving the country or the city of Chicago, North and South, is in for a long few upcoming seasons.
To finish this off, a quote from ESPN's Jim Caple:
"After 86 years, this time the World Series championship baseball is firmly in the grip of the Red Sox and for Boston fans the sweetest of possible words are these: 'The Boston Red Sox haven't won the World Series since 11:40 p.m. EDT last night.' "
