I blinked and it's been three weeks since I last posted to this thing. After a fairly frustrating and uneventful first few days here, I've completely loved every day after that. Here is a recap of my life (much more for my own memory than for anyone's reading enjoyment):
Sunday, January 4: this was just after the last time I wrote in this blog. I was supposed to meet my friend for a 'welcome' lunch here in South Kensington, but instead, my jet-lag caused me to sleep through all alarms and finally woke up to my friend calling me to tell me I was 15 minutes late. We ate Carliuccio's (a restaurant around the corner from my building). Afterward went to Peter Jones on King's Road to buy some hangers and other crap for my flat. I then met up with Brian's little brother Tom to get American food and watch football. We went to this American-themed bar between our flats (even stranger - it was a Chicago-themed bar with dishes like "the sears tower" and "the chicago board of trade"!). We went looking for wings and football and got 0.75 out of 2. Which I suppose is a victory. The wings and burgers were pricey and terrible, the beer was good (which is, of course, a given here) and they were showing a regular season NHL GAME instead of the NFL playoffs. Clearly not American. And the meal came out to 50pounds. Six months ago, that would be $100; today, it is $75. In Chicago right now, that same meal would be like $22. It's expensive here.
Monday, January 5: Met my coworker at 6:45 AM at the South Kensington stop to head to the office. The commute is 30 minutes long and includes a convoluted walk through the strange streets and alleys of City of London, the old part of London that used to be walled. I become narcoleptic at 5 PM.
Tuesday January 6: Find my way to the office with the aid of a map my coworkers helped me with. Still narcoleptic. Receive an email from my friend-of-many-friends Della, who sets me up with parties to go to all weekend without actually being in London - she's in South Africa.
Wednesday January 7: Get a gym membership at Virgin Active gym, London's biggest gym chain. There are locations everywhere, which is nice. And I sprang for the more expensive option because, well, I could and because it gave me access to the four "classic" gyms in the city that are supposedly nicer and only premium members can enter. See - even when it comes to gyms Brits like their class system. Though in retrospect it only took a couple days to get the membership, at the time it felt like it took forever. The gyms here are fortunately not TERRIBLE. They are small and a lot of them are in the basements of buildings, but they aren't bad. But I got on an elliptical and was totally confused by the speeds and distances - all in kilometers. Uh oh. Still narcoleptic in the evening. For the second day in a row, I'm listening to a conference call in the evening and fall asleep.
Thursday January 8: After work, I go to get a drink with my friend Taimur who used to work at my firm and now works at Goldman. We go to a pub and, in what will become a theme, I have a horrible burger with a decent beer.
Friday January 9: I head to another Virgin Active to weight lift this time and am even more confused by the weight equipment, which is obviously all in kilograms. The math is obviously not difficult, but it's annoying to be ready to do a set and have to think "wait, what is 12 times 2.2. oh okay". Afterward, I meet up with Tommy to figure out our costumes for the "P" Party, a house party being thrown near my flat where everyone has to dress up in something that starts with the letter P. This is a follow-up to the same girl's "T" Party, which immeasurably more sense as the title for a party. Tom and I decide he's going as a Pinata (so we need tape, called cello-tape here, and crate paper) and i'm going as potpourri (so we need tape and flowers). We eat a quick meal at subway (i get my go-to sandwich, the sweet onion chicken teriyaki, but as expected it was not very good). By the time we finished eating, it was after 7:00PM, so we knew everything was going to be closed but large supermarkets and some convenience stores. Needless to say, we find everything we need except tape and crate paper. whoops. So neither of our costumes are going to work. We find Tom some wrapping paper, find me some newspapers, and some packing tape. First, we decide he's going to be a "Pharaoh" and begin wrapping him in toilet paper to mummify him. Because that would probably rip off of his body, I wraped him in wrapping paper to make him a "present". I put three copies of the financial times in a bag and dress like a street vendor from the 1920s (read, the way I usually dress) and we head out to buy booze, meet his friend Callum, and head over. On the way, we see two British guys get in a fight and one of them get royally destroyed. Brits are not afraid of just mauling people in fights. We get to the party, drink a lot and dance. My friend Makiko from Japan drops in for a bit before calling it an early night. At around 4:00AM, Tom and his friend Sutha decide either we're going eat some kababs or go to a club. They choose "club". After Tom and I fail to get into Soho Club, we head off on our own to The Egg in King's Cross. We are there, dancing to decent techno, for 45 minutes. We leave without having a single drink, go across the street to have a bacon and egg sandwich (I get in an argument with the iranian guy at the counter over whether or not I'm American. I'm sure he spit in my sandwich). We then negotiate a cab ride home.
Saturday, January 10: After going for a walk through Kensington Gardens and seeing gigantic protests about the Palestine/Israel conflict and some Americans actually playing American football in the park, I headed up to Nottinghill to do a little shopping. I then headed to the Soho/Mayfair area to do more wandering around town shopping. Eventually, I found the Japanese supermarket and bought a bunch of snack foods, 納豆, and 米. it was nice to finally have some familiar flavors around me to eat. I went home and got ready to cook up some rice and I plugged in my rice cooker with a power converter and there wasn't enough power for it to do a cooking cycle. So I plugged it in with just an outlet converter and my rice cooker exploded. Not kidding. It blew out all the fuses for my wall outlets and water heater, so though I had lights, I didn't have any appliances or hot water. And the batteries in my computer and blackberry immediately became premium commodities. I was worried there was no chance I was going to be able to get it fixed for a few days, but fter some frantic phone calls, I was able to arrange to have an electrician come the next morning (on a Sunday!) to come fix my power. Relieved, I ran off to meet up with a bunch of kids (mainly Harvard grads) at this club near Marble Arch called Carbon. It wasn't a bad night - they were actually spinning hip-hop, which is extremely rare to hear here. The negatives were - the people at that club (some really old people, some really young people, some annoying people) and the fact that it was so cold I was wearing my coat and scarf all night. Inside.
Sunday, January 11: At the suggestion of a co-worker, I got up early and hopped on a London open-top bus tour. It was FANTASTIC - I got to see pretty much every part of the city and realize just how close together everything is. I only got off the bus for Buckingham Palace, so I'll have to go back to places like the Tate Modern, Westminster Abby, and the Tower of London, but it was a great overview. Except for toward the end when it started getting frigid out and I thought I was going to die. Since the ride ended back in Trafalgar square (the site of a huge Israeli protest complete with singing!), I set off to the Japan Centre in Piccadilly Circus to get a new rice cooker that actually has a UK plug. And it was a success. Later that night I met up with my friend James and his girlfriend for some drinks at a pub near my flat called the Anglesea Arms (including eating pork scratching, an experience that can only be described as scarring), and then we had dinner at Papaya Tree, a thai restaurant on High Street Kensington that one of James's friends owns.
Monday, January 12: Work! Workout!
Tuesday, January 13: I rushed off after working out to meet with James and a few of his friends (one of whom was EXACTLY like another friend of James and I) to eat the first restaurant chain here that I have fallen in love with: Nando's. Nando's is a portuguese roasted chicken restaurant-by-way-of-South Africa (where it was started) and it is incredible. And actually flavorable. And a pretty good deal. Afterward, we headed to a pub in Victoria for a couple pints before calling it a night.
Wednesday, January 14: Dinner at Bumpkin with D. and some of her friends. Bumpkin is a fairly British restaurant - the food is actually decent, but it's extremely expensive for what you get and even though we had reservations, we had to wait near the bar sipping wine for over 45 minutes before they actually sat us. It was nice a nice time though.
Thursday, January 15: After work, there was an inter-Ivy work event at a pub called The Running Horse near Bond Street. I actually ran into a girl I knew at Penn and had recently seen at a friend's wedding. The event was otherwise way too crowded - there was like 200 people crammed in a tiny room. And it had been awhile that I had been in a room so unilaterally filled with ugly people. Afterward, Tom and I headed over to eat - surprise - Nando's yet again with James. The two of them have hung out many, many times since then and are basically destroying each other. That night, we went to get some more drinks elsewhere in Soho after Nando's. I made the critical decision to go home shortly after midnight. They made the insane decision to stay out til 4:00 AM.
Friday, January 16: I wanted to work out after work, but like most Fridays here, I had made plans for dinner and I didn't get out from work until later than I had expected. So I went home, changed, and hopped a cab to meet up with D. and some MORE of her friends. We had Indian food just north of Oxford Street. Then we headed to Jalouse, a club I was going to meet Tom and James at. And lo and behold, some people from work and college were even there. So there was a lot of ways to get up to no good. And no good was gotten up to. I stumbled home late.
Saturday, January 17: I woke up relatively early the next day and headed out to check out Savile Row. The guy working the desk at one of the few remaining all-bespoke houses on Savile Row, Norton & Sons, was kind enough to give me his thoughts on the other suit-makers on the street, the state of his industry, and a recommendation on where to get some brogues. Complete with a hand-drawn map! I then headed up to Oxford Circus to meet a friend-of-a-friend for lunch. We went to get American brunch at a place called "Breakfast Club". The breakfast was okay, but their smoothies were great. After doing a bit more shopping and wandering around and talking to my mom on the phone for about an hour, I found a store called Folk, whose clothes I've been a fan of for awhile. Folk is a local boutique here and apparently most of the clothing is designed and made on the premises. The guys working there were really nice and their stuff was extremely nice. They gave me a good deal too! After that, it was up to Shoreditch for dinner at Beach Blanket Babylon (yet another over-priced place with poor service, but the space was really nice), and then off to Saf to test out some of Joe's drinks. Joe then got off work, and I headed out with him and his coworkers to Hoxton Pony and then a party at the Russian Room, a completely dirty and ridiculous hipster party. There was a girl dressed like Little Miss Moffett. I crashed at Joe's flat and after talking until 6:30 AM catching up, I fell asleep on his couch.
Sunday, January 18: I had to get up early and head home from Shoreditch so I wouldn't be late for lunch with my friend AGAIN. We had dim sum up in Marylebone (pronounced "Marleybone") and it was actually phenomenally good. That night, I met up with Bill and some of his friends at Bok Bar, a pub also in Marylebone that shows American sports and serves Thai food. Rather than order thai food, we ordered Domino's Pizza into the pub! It was hilarious - and it was very American for a couple hours: eating pizza, drinking beers, watching the Eagles screw up in the playoffs. It was like college all over again. And there was this British guy named Barnaby there who is (1) a huge NFL fan, (2) an even bigger Brett Farve fan, and (3) totally crazy. It was pretty entertaining. Afterward, I met up with Michelle and Talisa, who are USC-MAC kids visiting from Chicago, to say hello on Oxford Street before heading back to their friend's flat for the night.
Monday, January 19: After working out, I grabbed dinner with a friend at a thai place called Thai Origins in near Nottinghill Gate (I eat a LOT of thai food here). This place was good - the food was decent, the prices were reasonable, and only the service was incredibly shitty. A victory in London.
Tuesday, January 20: Inauguration Day! I headed to the Inaugural Ball with James and his sister Olivia. Though James and Olivia are brits, they were actually born in the US so have US citizenships. Tickets to the ball were 100quid. They had a few speeches, some fairly moving video tributes to the new president, some mediocre food, lots of wine (though beyond the 3 bottles provided to your table, you had to buy everything after that!), and a band playing awful wedding music. Oh, what a night! I was seated next to a herd of immigration lawyers, who were kind enough, though one of them corrected my manners - he taught me how to place my knife and fork on my plate when done eating to indicate I'm finished. But you know what? Fuck manners. We headed out fairly early, dropped Olivia off at the tube stop, and went to this club two blocks from my apartment called Boujis with James's friend, this girl who is so connected she can get into any club in the city with her friends whenever she wants (that is a feat here - i've never seen a place where trying to go into an establishment to give them exorbitant amounts of your money is so difficult). I don't know why this is, but she is effective. Boujis apparently used to be one of Prince Harry's hangouts (along with Mahiki) so it has all sorts of hype, but it's just this cramped underground space. I headed home quickly after one drink to prevent me from falling asleep standing up.
Wednesday, January 21: Dinner with Talisa and Michelle at yet ANOTHER thai restaurant, this time in Soho. This place was also decent, but the service was actually very good! Impressive. Afterward it was home to watch the season premier of B-Star - and it was mind blowing.
Thursday, January 22: After a long inter-continental conference call, headed to Carliuccio's with a co-worker and then went back to his flat to see what he's getting for the money he's spending on his rent. I am slowly accepting that getting a place here will be ... well, it will require me to lower my standards. I worked out at 11:30 PM and didn't get to bed til 1:00 AM, which was ultimately a huge mistake.
Friday, January 23: Dinner and drinks at a birthday party for a girl I don't know with a bunch of Japanese kids I didn't know. But it was a lot of fun and I drank myself under the table (which was difficult, since the table was Japanese style and thus wasn't very high off the ground). I just drank waaay too much 焼酎. Everyone was really nice and fun, but unfortunately it didn't occur to me to ask anyone for their contact info so we could hang out again. Epic fail. I went home at around 1:30 AM due to complete exhaustion.
Saturday, January 24: I woke up early to go get my haircut at a Japanese salon here called Ash. My stylist, named Ringo, called me お酒臭い, which means I was reeeking of alcohol. Should have listerine'd before going! Whoops. Good haircut though. I've found my replacement for Sho very easily. Afterward, I hopped on the train back home, bought some apples and a gigantic sausage sandwich (for only 3pound50p!) at the farmer's market in my neighborhood, and got ready to meet up with Tom, Tom's friend Callum, and Callum's two friends (one guy from Yorkshire and one guy from Wales) to go to a rubgy match between the Harlequins and the Scarlets (a London team vs. a Welsh team). I gathered up a rather disheveled Tom, who had basically barely slept in the previous 48 hours due to non-stop partying, and headed out on a long train ride to Twickenham for the match. Now, usually on trains here there is a warning to "mind the gap" which seems silly because there is almost no space between the train and platform to speak of. The train I rode to Clapham Junction (the most trafficked station in London due to being the hub for people heading out to the West suburbs) had a space of about 2 feet between the train and the platform. It was actually scary. At the rugby match, we had awful field level seats in the goal area seats that made it extremely difficult to see the game and understand the rules to a sport I've never watched before. Instead, I just drank a lot of beers with the guys and ate fried chicken. I seriously would not stopping about fried chicken the entire game. So I quenched my hunger. Strangely, there were a bunch of American kids at this match because, as it turned out, some random study abroad program sent all their students to watch the match as a cultural experience. Great. After getting home, I headed off to Saf again in Shoreditch for dinner and drinks and then a party at Lounge Lovers, a club that is apparently a celebrity destination. I headed home pretty early having drank way too much in the previous 30 hours and - I was a bit of a mess.
Sunday January 25: Woke up early, went to Virgin Active to work out, and then headed BACK to Shoreditch (okay, at this point I should just really consider living in the East End given how much time I spend out there) to check out Brick Lane. I had some food from booth vendors at a street market called Sunday Up Market. Afterward, I took my first look at Spitalfields Market, which the city has built a huge, modern enclosure for that is extremely out of place in that neighborhood. I then went to the office to work on a Sunday for the first time for a few hours. After work, I tried to do my laundry for the first time, only to find my washing machine apparently doesn't work. Washing machines here are a big problem - most of them are combined washer/dryer units that don't wash or dry well and have tiny capacity. And I live on top of a laundromat that I've only seen open once. So I'm screwed - I'm almost out of underwear and socks. Should I just buy more?!! Rather than actually figure out what to do about my washing machine, I sat down to finally finish writing this entry. And I'm done. This is the first night I have been home in almost two weeks. It's nice to be able to relax.
This week: Scotland. More updates to come. I swear. It might take a few weeks though.