I love you Chicago in the summer
Another weekend, another amazing music festival here in Chicago. I'm beginning to believe all the hype about Chicago summers; the sheer number of block parties, festivals, and places to go in general is mind-boggling. This weekend was Lollapalooza. Last year, Lollapalooza was supposed to be held in Ventura county (I think) and had the most amazing line-up this side of Coachella. I had my tickets all ready and then the entire thing got cancelled. Well, in an amazing turn of my Lollapalooza luck, it was relocated to Chicago's Grant Park this year, and some of the parts of last year's line-up were left in tact. In the end, I had tickets that probably cost somewhere around 5x last week's intonation tickets (since the intonation tickets were priced extremely cheap, it still didn't cost THAT much) for which I got to see some of my favorite bands past and present.
I started off Saturday badly - I missed the m83 and ...and you will know us by the trail of dead performances because they were scheduled earlier in the day when I was
Right after that, I watched the Black Keys, who are kind of like the oppositely-named White Stripes only more conventional, before heading over to one of the two large stages to wait for the Pixies to come on. I had wanted to see the Pixies ever since they reunited last year or the year before or whenever it was, and last year's Lollapalooza was supposed to be the chance. So it was amazing to finally get to see them in person, and have it be at Lollapalooza. It was really weird watching them because they are all so old now and their families were in the bleachers watching from the side of the stage - and there was like Grandparents and little kids sitting there while Frank Black was singing about slicing up eyeballs and shit. It's also weird because Frank Black is now just this fat guy that looks kind of like Matt Pinfield. And Kim Deal had this weird, medicated grin on her face the entire time she was playing. Fortunately, everyone's voices are still in tact and they sounded great. The highlights were naturally Debaser and Where is My Mind?, which was the encore. Everyone went nuts when Frank hit those beginning chords.
After Pixies, Weezer, closed out the Saturday show. They started off well - with nothing but songs from the Blue Album and Pinkerton - but then they slipped into a series of songs off the last three albums, and it was kind of sad. They are so boring now and about 70% of the songs they play live are shitty songs. It was nice to see them, but I don't think I'll ever pay to see one of their shows again.
Saturday night was culminated by me going out with James the Brit again and me losing my keys, probably in a cab between bars. Which is, as James might say, absolute shit mate. I've been spending too much time with that guy.
Sunday at Lollapalooza occurred around time in the office for me. Luckily, Grant Park is just East of the Loop, so it was like a 15 minute walk from my desk to the stages. Unfortunately, today was the hottest day I've experienced in Chicago thus far. It felt like it was somewhere between 105-110 degrees. This wasn't helped by the fact that I decided to stand at the front of the East stage for an hour, packed in with hipsters waiting for the Arcade Fire to perform. We were all dousing each other with water, drinking water getting passed around by security, and just trying to not pass out. Some of the water that got passed around already felt like it had been heated on a stove when it came around. But all that sacrifice was worth it because I was in the front section for one of the greatest live shows I've ever seen. The band was going nuts and was absolutely drenched in sweat by about three songs in (which was aided by the fact that they were wearing men's formal wear). Watching them writhe around on stage pounding their instruments, sometimes pounding each other, and jumping from instrument to instrument was extremely entertaining. Especially when the tall guy that looks like Napoleon Dynamite and the other guy who looks like Brent Slonecker started getting into a fight and when Brent would hit Napoleon on the head with drumsticks when he was wearing a motorcycle helmet. The guy that looked like Brent also went so nuts that he almost fell off the stage and then nearly passed out during the second to last song, but stumbled back on his feet just in time to play tambourine. I was generally impressed with how many instruments those people know how to play - everyone seemingly can play guitar, bass, drums, and keyboards, and some of the others play things like accordion and stand up bass. When they played Neighborhood #3 (power out) everyone on stage and in the crowd went insane. They were absolutely incredible.
After Arcade Fire, I closed up the night with sets by Spoon, The Killers (who were pretty good live even though I'm not a huge fan of theirs) and Death Cab for Cutie. The biggest disappointment of the weekend, other than having to miss M83, Trail of Dead, Ben Kweller, and The Walkmen (the last two because they were booked simultaneously with other bands I love), was the last act of the weekend. As you may or may not be aware, Parry Farrell is the organizer and host of the show, so all weekend we were repeatedly treated to his awkward on stage introductions (for example, he described Weezer as "combining the genius of songwriting with the intellect of a James Bond". I'm still not sure what that means in the context of Rivers Cuomo) and his repeated and strange appeals to join a "virtual march" on washington to stop global warming. Granted, it was a good weekend to promote stopping global warming since it was fucking ass-hot, but it was still strange. He also performed with his new band "Satellite Party", which is just another weird Parry Farrell rockfest, this time featuring Tony Kanal of No Doubt on bass. Anyway, the point is, Parry Farrell, lead singer of Jane's Addiction was there. And on the bill for this concert, Widespread Panic was booked TWICE on Sunday night. Widespread panic is a tye-dye Phish-like band that fits very well with Hippies and not so well at a concert aimed at Indie rockers. So some of us were figuring that second billing had to be the surprise act of the weekend. Maybe some huge band we wouldn't expect to be at Lollapalooza, maybe a Chicago act like Kanye West, or most likely, Jane's Addiction. So after the Killers, I waltz over to that stage fully expecting a surprise. And there was like about a thousand hippies spread out on the grass there waiting and no one else. Since Hippies are a laid back people, it was pretty easy to cut up to the front. Perry Farrell comes out, and says the following when introducing the band: "We are so happy to have this next band here. They are a huge band and we weren't sure if they were going to be able to participate, but we've been talking to them for weeks and it seemed like we'd be able to get them and at the last minute we were able to get them. They were the first band we wanted for Lollapalooza 2005 and we have them for you." So at this point, I'm like "YES IT IS A SURPRISE AND I AM GOING TO BE IN FRONT TO WITNESS IT". But then Parry, says the following fateful words: "One of the greatest OUTDOOR bands of all time" - oh no please no - "Wide. Spread. PANIC!!!" Huge chunks of the crowd immediately started turning to leave in disappointment. Poor hippies. Poor Widespread Panic. Nobody wants you. But seriously, who schedules them twice in one night to close the show??
I watched Death Cab for Cutie for half-an-hour and went back to the office to get dinner and do some work. Sunday night dinners in the office are actually some of the best of the week. Well, in terms of flavor. Not in terms of circumstanec.
Speaking of which. Work soon. Bye.
